Let’s face it – the world is a crazy place. But there is one constant we can still put our faith in.
Jerky – the king of all meat.
Therefore, we pledge our trust, our palate, and most of all – our most valued food convictions to JERKY.
We stand firm in the knowledge that in our lifetime, our devotion to meat will fuel our primal desire for protein for decades to come. When hunger emerges, remember to thank us for your huntsmen appetite being lovingly satisfied by the cured and cultured richness of our excellent sticks of jerky.
Get Some Jerky’s savory and tantalizing flavors were designed to do just one thing and one thing only; reawaken humankind’s taste buds to the juicy, sweet goodness of jerky. Our process begins with California’s fresh beef brisket and tender cuts of turkey. Nothing more, nothing less.
Sure, we add some heat. This jerky isn’t for the feeble or the weak. Let the scrawny and the puny reach for their fluffy shakes or protein cereal bars. Our jerky contains 50-90% less sodium than our competitor’s jerky. Our jerky is 100% American, 100% MSG free, and a 100% spankingly delicious. In fact, it is the only jerky on the market that can BEAR the title of America’s best jerky, nature’s healthy protein.
So, by now you must be wondering “where can I get some?” “How can I add these premium snacks to my stash of ’gourmet delights?” We urge you to be eternally vigilant. Buy Get Some Jerky often and keep your cupboard stocked. Be on the lookout for those that want to take away your right to enjoy a real jerky in the privacy of your space. Whether you live inside or in the wild outdoors, you can get some. Want some now?We stand firm in the knowledge our lifetime devotion to meat will fuel our primal desire for protein for decades to come. When hunger emerges, remember to thank us for your huntsmen appetite being lovingly satisfied by the cured and cultured richness of our jerky sticks.